[POTUS] It stinks like Canada in here.

Day 3,352, 13:58 • Published in USA USA • by fingerguns


After so much begging and pleading for mercy from the eUK, I really did start to consider if we should find a new target. I just felt so bad for them, ya know? They’re so helpless. We backed off a bit and looked at some other possibilities, but how do you follow up something as enjoyable as an eUK gangbang? Where do you go from there? There were options, but they all left me feeling so...unenthused.

I wondered if there could be some way for us to back out of this and just leave them be. I mean, is it really the worst if the eUK has a Congress? That’s almost like an even better punishment than being wiped, really. As I turned over the possibilities, my nostrils were attacked by the familiar stink of maple syrup and piss beer as the denim-clad mullet heads of eCanukistan stormed the shores with the intention of pushing our allies out of the area and freeing their British brethren.



You can’t just bring Canada….CANADA... into a battle to take away regions WE OCCUPY and expect us to just let that happen. I love you and everything, AMD, but you are flippin high, bruv.

So, it’s on.

It’s on so hard.

I will salt the earth.



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