【PM】New players friday

Day 3,769, 01:26 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by 10 Downing Street

Citizens, peons, waynes, lend me your ears. To give the dim brave few newbies who have been dogging it out over the last few weeks, I am today officially announced NPF - alternatively known as "the day we try to encourage more people to waste their lives bashing away at that work/train/fight button."

This day is a celebration, of the untold horrors that will undoubtedly lead to you ultimately realising that it's too late and there is no hope, but unfortunately only doing so after you've sunk in a good few years. FOMO is the reason we stay: what if things suddenly become amazing, or suddenly all of our companies become valuable? What if everyone else dies, and the 3 of us Brits who still give a toss suddenly become kingmakers.

Thus, today is your day. We salute your dedication, even though nothing makes sense and we all use annoying acronyns like MPP, TG, BH and TTUPUPP. We do our best to help, but sometimes the in jokes are offputting, just do what I do and blame Keers, that's normally a fitting answer.

In recognition of the fact you haven't yet been found out as a multi run away due to information overload or general confusion, today is your day.

Thus, as a community, we will be doing our best to help you out. Below are two lists of people who need you, either to add them as a friend or comment on their articles. Don't make them add 100 people, don't make them beg for comments anymore - it's time to help out!
Add the following citizens as a frien😛
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9331505
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9347294
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1605341
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9349040
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9348274
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/4365478
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9346029
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9338087
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9340287
https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/9109385
Comment on the following articles:
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2666807
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2666749

PS: if you're a new citizen, and need more friends or comments to complete a mission, let me know and I'll add you to the above list.

Finally, all new and returning players: comment on my 'Sign in' post on the National Feed, and receive 1000 GBP. No questions ask, no missions required, just comment. You'll get your currency, and can use it however you wish. (I recommend donating it to jamesw, he's an awesome guy)

The general response to our messages has been pretty decent in one way, and somewhat dissapointing in another. In one sense, it has lead to some much needed coordination, and our damage has spiked during the times listed below - on the other hand, people aren't replying to messages: they're just fighting - it would help a ton to build up a sense of community and give people an idea that they're fighting together, so I'll be looking other ways I can encourage this. In the interim, the message splits are listed below - get in touch if you are around at those times, and willing to fight as a group!

Morning (00:00-01:30 erep time) Lunch (05:00-06:00 erep time)
Evening (09:30-11:00 erep time) Last login (15:00-16:30 erep time)


Until next time,
~jamesw