[Nyxon] hellO CANADA!

Day 3,206, 08:39 Published in Canada Canada by Richard Lynx Nyxon

Its time for a formal introduction of sorts. Imma keep it short. I finally managed to scamper across the border. Never imagined coming to Canada would be this hard for an Emerickan.

If you've been active in the Canadian media lately, you probably know me. Originally I intended to laze around this moribund game, but couldn't help getting sucked into the black hole of fun, thanks to this one. I do hope to reach escape velocity some day, but that's beyond the event horizon for now.


Now that the meet and greet part is over,let's get the ball rolling. I assure you, we're gonna have fun.

You're going to be hooked.
Warning-This is not Plato approved. Commit at your discretion. Overindulgence has been known to cause severe addiction.


Regards

Rich [Lynx] Nyxon
(Newly Canuckized)

P.S- I pledge my winnings from the article contest to the media fund.