[News] Think-Thank-Thuk Balkan Alliance

Day 3,658, 05:20 • Published in Cyprus Argentina • by BunnyQueen



Geilaba my little Baklava friends o/

After some months of pause,
I'm proud to announce you that
the Balkan Alliance project is ON again.





.: Baklava Think-Thank-Thuk :.

This news has arisen with the arrival of a new referent
into the the Think-Thank-Thuk of a Balkan Unity.

Please welcome Brominator who will spread the power of Mighty Baklava on BiH.




If anyone is interested into working for a Balkan Unity,
here is the list to find the referent of your country:

Brominator
Maliopopoubross
Alexander Macedon
umitsengul


As you can see, many positions are still open in different countries.
May we prevail o/






.: Slovenia OperaZion :.

As you may have seen,
Our brothers from the country of Sybila A are making joint training in Cyprus.

Please welcome them nicely. o7




They'll continue their operazion with Turkey.

May they have a good training while we enjoy their national products... : (





.: France Internal Affairs & Aggression :.

Dictoyedum - proud Cypriot - was French MOD at the beginning of the month, before resigning from their mess.
After 3 different government changes in as many weeks, internal crisis, repeated failed attempt to join Asteria, and counselled by a well-known traitor to the nation, eFrance needed to show their puppet level so their master-wannabe could see how useful they are. 🙁

Their internal affairs and frustration will be finally expressed in Cyprus skies while we've nothing to do with their own incompetence.




Cypriot CP has sent an ultimatum to end this : Alizée o la muerte !


I ask to all our Balkan friends to come to our help.
Protection will be guaranteed to Princess Emily
And each French soldier who wants to surrender will be offered a Cypriot citizenship as protection against their government.





Thanks for your reading ♥


***enough b0bies***







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