[MoSB] Competition winners

Day 3,236, 04:47 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Ministry of Entertainment


Hello.

The dual badger competitions have now closed. One was won surprisingly (and disappointingly) quickly, while the other technically wasn’t won at all. In fact, most of the entries were frankly pathetic. However, we’re a generous bunch here at the MoSB*, so we’ve decided to award a prize anyway.

So without further ado, here are the results…

Competition 1 - count the badgers
You were asked to “simply count the badgers”. There followed a photo with three (or possibly four) badgers in it, so - perhaps understandably - everyone counted those badgers and stuck that in as the answer. Only Rob the Bruce - after a massive hint was dropped - worked out that you need to count the badgers in the entire article to win.

Then he got it wrong.

Twice.

The actual answer was … heh … 69. Here’s where they all were:

Main article header graphic: 1
Photo 1 (badger and zebras): 2 - there’s a hidden badger amongst the zebras arses.
Photo 2 (CC’s World Badger Center): 54 (46 in the tower, 3 in the plane, 5 on the ground)
Article banner 1: 2
Photo 3 (badgers): 3
Article banner 2: 2
Zebras competition graphic: 1 (hidden)
Article banner 3: 2
Article banner 4: 2

TOTAL: 69

Rob’s double answers of 62 and 66 were much closer to the real answer than everyone else’s guesses of “3” or “4”, so Rob wins 250 Q7 weapons! Congratulations for almost winning!


Competition 2 - find the badger
I thought this one would be really tough, but one person smashed it in about five minutes. He was hopeless in competition 1 though, so we still get to point and laugh.

Anyway, the location of the hidden badger was 5C...

The lucky winner who expertly sifted through the zebras arses to spot the pesky little bugger was Mad Pauly. Congratulations! 250 Q7’s are on their way to you



So there you have it. Two competitions that were considerably more successful (and lucrative for their winners) than the last one we did. Congratulations to the winners; ya-boo-sucks to the losers. See you next time.

Until then, keep stacking badgers until all the badgers are stacked.


Minister of Giving Away Q7s Stacking Badgers, signing off





* when I say that MoSB is generous, I should probably point out that the prize fund has been provided by the government from MoHA’s budget. Cheers 🙂



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