[MoFA] Update

Day 3,262, 12:37 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by AMD.

This is delayed because things keep happening, and people have already gone into a rant, see Kara and Sambo, so I will try to keep this as brief as possible since I am going out in a moment.



A week ago, this happened.

It may out of the blue make us seem like the aggressor, as our Russian comrades have been trying to make us seem, but this has precedence.

May I refer you to October 17th 2016



Speaking here to me via telegram, is Old 7, the Minister of Foreign Affairs for Bulgaria.

After sending the Russians a knowing smile they sent me a winky face back.

I of course assumed the worst. When they started making there way through Swdeden, I got worried.

When they explicitly messaged Karacticus saying they are going to invade, as well as being messaged by sooooo many other third parties that Russia are coming, we took the initiative and launched an invasion on Russia, because we did not want to stand idly by twiddling each others nobs and wait to be wiped.

At a meeting with Russia and Bulgaria, where in attendance we had, the CP, vCP, MoFA, MoD and advisor of eUK and the MoFA of Bulgaria, an advisor to the Russian government showed up.

And we argued. He called us a bully. I called him a tart.

We went our separate ways.

I am still in possession of the full logs but let me refer to this:

Sambo223: war is started
maybe in few days we can make something
we're happy to close the war quickly.
cut off the border
sign a NAP
we don't want to waste time
If Russia agrees to peace and NAP we can use Norway to cut off the border
it'll only take a couple battles
can we like a mini TW
if you sign a NAP another country may want to fight with you
which country?
it was just an option
well that's always the case
i dont know that someone wants to occupy you
we are prepared for that
we are just happy to not fight Russia
eUK is always being attacked
i am not happy too
😃
do you have anything else to add Old7 or are we finished here?
I'm happy with the offer
we now need to wait on Russia's reply
* CptChazbeard (cgiirc@Rizon-FE67208E.newsint.co.uk) has left
maybe a little tw and then nap or smth.
yeah
cut the border and that ends the NE
then we're all happy
you tell your CP
then we can get it done
o/
yes, everything will be forwarded to cp
great
I hope we have peace
I'll be off now



Shocking right?

They then proceeding to attack us and call us bullies.

Sweden are going through Norway and we believe heading our way too.

THIS BRINGS ME TO SIGNING AN MPP WITH NORWAY.

Norway have a strict no MPP policy, but we have managed to negotiate help from them, as they are sick of being the equivalent of a female dog to Sweden.

So, any more questions please ask, I am heading out now so had to keep this brief, but We are not the aggressors. We are the oppressed.