[FEDVR] Days Six and Seven

Day 3,263, 12:50 Published in USA USA by fingerguns


I’ll be honest with you, I wasn’t really sure if people would be into this game, so I fear I have bitten off more than I can chew. The game itself is a little complicated to run, but putting together the game-show style articles every day is damn near impossible to keep up… especially when so many people want to spin each day!

I’m not complaining. I am glad you guys are into it! I’m going to rework this a bit, though, to allow for more spinners each day and to make sure I can keep this going all month long.

The game still functions the same way- if you want the full experience of the wheel, the best way to get it is just hanging out in Discord with us. Seeing what people passed up on and then got stuck with is flippin hilarious. And the endless trolling of eliminated players could be the best time you have all day.



DAY SIX:

We have new spaces on the wheel, FREE PARKING is already back up to $4000, and we have another eliminated player in our hall of disgraced losers- Yui. After going all out on the dating profile, it seems so silly to give up now. Maybe you’ll find a way to sneak back in.


So let’s play!!



MCKitKat: CHA-CHING $1000
***$ECOND $PIN***
**RE-$PIN**
MCKitKat: CHA-CHING 3g!!

Gabrielz_Horn: MEDIA MADNESS: You're a pirate now. Write a promo article for the Party, as a pirate
[ success ]

shadowber: THEY SEE ME TROLLIN: Troll WTP
[ success ]
***$ECOND $PIN***
shadowber: Finish this sentence: I would leave the Feds if... the world ended

Major Trite: MAKE YOUR CASE: We need MAX TAXES and we need it now.
[ success ]

Psybertron: CHA-CHING 10g!!

Hale Kane: CHA-CHING 5g!!


A lot of money was won today, but FREE PARKING is up to $6500!!!



DAY SEVEN

FREE PARKING hit the $10k mark. *sigh*


We are one week into the Viceroy term and things are trucking along nicely. Lots of articles have been written, lots of money has been won, lots of fun has been had. Enjoy it while you can. A twist is coming.


We added new a couple new people to the hall of disgraced losers: Don. and Presidential Candidate NewAzazel (Azazel Romanov). While I can’t imagine him winning the Fed primary when he failed so miserably on the wheel, at least he’s taken a chance. Wild Owl is nowhere to be found.


We’ve got some money to win and some havoc to wreak so let’s get to it!


Gabrielz_Horn: MEDIA MADNESS: Write an article about your first erep friend
***$ECOND $PIN***
Gabrielz_Horn: MEDIA MADNESS: Bromance an allied nation
[ success ]

Psybertron: ADVICE PLOX: ”How ta make ramens noodles Betta? Cause dat all I can afford?”
Well the secret for the best ramen is to get free hot sauce packets from Taco Bell. You cook the ramen normally, but drain it before putting the seasoning in. After you put the seasoning in, mix it up really well. And then you put the free hot sauce on top.
Then your broke ass needs to get a job.
When you get a job, then you can buy some Tapatio hot sauce or Sriracha and really make it a meal

MCKitKat: You have a secret- it's time to confess.
I actually like Nickelback, like sure they don't have that many great songs but they are not that bad. I mean, I see no reason to hate them.
***$ECOND $PIN***
MCKitKat: MEDIA MADNESS: Interview the worst person in the country
[ success ]

shadowber: Pop quiz hot shot- What's the headless chicken's name?
Plaito del polo?
***$ECOND $PIN***
**RE-$PIN**
shadowber: FACE ME FINGERGUNS- I will make you some new graphics for your paper.

Malarky83
**RE-$PIN**
Malarky83: Save someone who has been eliminated. Or don’t.
Yeah...no.

WhyDoIBother: MEDIA MADNESS: Bromance the USWP
[ success ]

Hale Kane: CHA-CHING! You win 50 tanks!

Tenshibo
**RE-$PIN**
Tenshibo: You are planning a party retreat. Where are we going? What are we doing?
[ failed ]

Major Trite: MEDIA MADNESS: Write about your eRep BFF
[ success ]

NewAzazel: RADIO STAR: Appear on eNPR (impossible)
The clock ran out on NAZ’s last spin shortly after he spun today. He has been eliminated. He is the worst. Don’t vote for him.

Clopoyaur: THEY SEE ME TROLLIN: Write an article announcing your candidacy for CP of the eUS


Lots of spinners today!! Probably our biggest day yet! And we end it with FREE PARKING at $21,000! New spaces are being added for tomorrow. Come hang out and take a chance! There’s a reason so many people are hooked on this thing. It’s super fun.


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