[FEDS] NAZ for President!

Day 3,270, 19:16 Published in USA USA by fingerguns

From the office of the Viceroy: I want to congratulate New Azazel (Azazel Romanov) on winning the Fed Party primary. He had to spin for it and he landed on the lucky space. So sorry Wild Owl. Maybe next time.

Who knew that BE THE FED CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT would be on The Wheel??

Amazing. I’m so glad he hit it instead of Jimmy Cincinnati. Can you even imagine? I wish I woulda come up with this Wheel business last month. I’d totally rig it and we’d be saying farewell to President Pfeiffer right now instead of struggling to remember who our actual current President is. Just kidding, I know it’s Orikfricai. Also, after doing that guy’s media for a month I almost find it easier to type out Orikfricai than just ‘Orik.’
lol Remember when he had media? Good stuff.

Anyhoo, we’re all jacked up about a potential NAZ Presidency. He’s pushing some ideas that resonated with our party in the last two races, but he’s generally sexier which we all really like, so he got more votes with those ideas than the last guy did (sorry babe...ilu).

In The Feds, we’re all about fixing things when they are broken, throwing out departments that have no real purpose anymore and engaging new players rather than just finding them busy work in the hopes they’ll trudge through it long enough to become a fixture. We try to be forward-thinking and it's because of that progressive attitude toward governing that we really like what NAZ brings to the table.

Best of luck to you, NAZ. Don’t f*ck it up.



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