[Fataliix4CP] Almost time to get your voting fingers out...
WookieO
Forever Emperor for Country President…
We are closing in on another Country President election in the eUK and now that we have revolted against Wayne the Gracious, the new CP will actually have something to do!
It is with this in mind that us bods over at the UK Reform Party sat down in a small room with ten bottles of Polish vodka, that we bought from Mikael who plumbed in my new bathroom, and we discussed who would be best to run the country for the next month.
In the end it was obvious. Me. However it’s not September so I can’t do a serious run, which means we all shrugged and told our UKRP Forever Emperor, Fataliix that he was the man for the job.
Serious business…
Some people may suggest that my cohorts and I aren’t about the srs bsns and I will admit we like to amuse ourselves, but this is a game after all. We can put our serious hats on if needs be though and I know that Fataliix will use a mixture of both if he is elected on the 5th.
To show exactly how damn serious we are about this election, I even ran an internal poll to see who the UKRPers wanted to support this month.
I gave the party the options I knew were open to us plus asked them a very pertinent question regarding one of the other political parties…
Given a day or so to fill out this form I was pleasantly surprised with the responses. We had 27 votes cast, although Appleby did forget he’d already voted, so had a second crack at it. The old bugger is losing his marbles though, so you have to forgive him.
Fataliix4CP
With an overwhelming 96% of the vote (even when you disregard Appleby’s senility) Fataliix wins by a clear margin and we hope that you support him on Sunday.
Fataliix has released his first campaign article, so click here and give it a read!
Thanks for reading and I apologise about my terrible MSPaint skillz,
WookieO
UK Reform Party President
Hairiest ex-CP
Royal Whipping Boy
Comments
Fata4CP
Get it done eUK,
Fata5CP
Ahhh... the first April Fools article of the day...
Damn, that was going to be the name of my manifesto...
Still April 1st. Went with it anyway.
Of course if it was actually an April Fool it would read "CC4CP" 😛
Yeah I know, I wouldn't really need any manifesto articles because we know I would win anyway 🙂
So far so good
I would like to argue that the second vote was merely a declaration of how strongly I support Fata for CP >_
Fata4CP... The time has come, let all the UK rejoice as our emperor ascends to his throne
Yes, Gali4PP!
Get out your chastity belts, Fata4CP has arrived.
I want to hear from the man himself!
How do I know you're not forcing him Wook?
Fata 4CP
Fata4CP?!?!?!?! yeah k den
The very best of luck to you Fataliix!
I cannot wait to see the policies you publish and those of your competition.
Fata 4 CP
Fata4CP
Damn good article Wook.All the best Fata on elections !!,
http://prntscr.com/6oa035
Fataliix4CP o7
Kearo4CP
Cheeky beggar 😛
o7
no tanks for me
Just my love 😃
nor me 🙁(
No tanks, are you sure?
That guy is way to clean to be Gali...
Is this a new comment?
I believe so.
Not any more.
And the world weeps...
o7
Good luck.
v o/