[DoI] Food for flight - Day 4554
USA Department of the Interior
Welcome all to another insanely entertaining article from the Department of the Interior. It's great to have you. Especially you. Yes you, reading this right now. Thank you for being awesome. I have a couple of things I am going to cover here to buckle up and prepare yourself.
As some of you may be aware, I asked a question yesterday. The question was something along the lines of what programs you wanna see or something. Who knows, I didn't read it. I did read your comments and they were certainly above average I'll give you that. I've taken that information, removed the username of the person who had the idea so that I may take credit for it and this is what I've come up with:
Housing for the homeless.
In this program, you may apply for a top-notch super high-quality Q1 house once a week. There will be a website that you may apply for housing, the site will know when it's been a week so you will get your house as quickly as possible so long as I am awake to give you the cash money to buy one. It is critical that you use the payout to buy a house and not for other shenanigans.
Our other new program is
Food for Flight
Here you will apply the same DoI site, each week your food bank will be calculated based on how much you advance in AIR using a formula created by the DoI that rewards hits and experience gained each week as well as bonuses for ranking up and activity multipliers. The idea is to reimburse food spent while fighting for our country in AIR battles along with GIMP to provide an unstoppable force! This foodbank is calculated automatically each week and can be withdrawn from at any time for as much or as little as you'd like. You will get 50 Q7 free as an initial reward for signing up for the program as you wait it out till the end of the week. The sooner you apply, the more food you will qualify for - and YES calculations are automatic and do not require you to sign up each week, you do, however, have to request a withdrawal each time you would like to use your food.
Withdraw requests take priority over other programs during times of war.
THESE PROGRAMS WILL BE AVAILABLE EARLY NEXT WEEK - PLEASE WATCH OFFICIAL MEDIA AND THE COUNTRY WALL FOR THE LAUNCH
Congrats to our $5000cc winners:
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Wilker Nath
Mother of Dragons
svs1109
TheNorm
Krapis
A bonus prize was awarded to Unamused Rick Sanchez for his awesome response!
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Thanks for reading this far! To sign off, I ask you:
Is there anything that you do not understand? Do you have any questions for our government?
Thank you,
Secretary of the Interior
KingTaco
Useful links:
eUSA server - https://discord.gg/2e6f92Q
eUSA forums - https://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php
Guns and Butter - tinyurl.com/gunsnbutter
GIMP - http://tinyurl.com/eUSA-GIMP
Lottery Assistance Program - http://vintous.net/ereplottery/food
State Dept. - erepublik.com/en/article/2717540
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Free Tacos 😃
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Good news!
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I love tacos
Taco's or not better shape up, your country is under attack
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I actually make the best tacos ever, just made them last night
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nice, cant wait for the houses.. 🙂