[DoCA] BU2SU Returns (Again)

Day 3,496, 23:29 Published in USA USA by Department of Citizen Affairs

Hello eUS! It's me SColbert, your friendly neighborhood Director (Secretary? I actually don't know/don't care enough to find out what my title is) of Citizens' Affairs! I'm here to tell you about how you can get free shit by clicking, and typing!

Now ain't that exciting?!? As it turns out as the Director(?) of the DoCA I can do pretty much anything I want with my budget, as long as POTUS Derp agrees with it/Congress doesn't hate what I am doing with the money they give me. I mean I could just do whatever with it, but he could fire me, I guess. But anyway instead of just doing nothing, as is my default position on pretty much everything, I have instead been told decided to just give away the money! Wow I know right? But instead of just giving away money for no reason I am instead going to give it away through this program we have called, Bank Up to Strength Up!

As you can tell by this graphic I found by searching through old articles, this program is pretty legit. Now that you have read up to here you should probably know that everything else above was just stupid ranting to satisfy the fact that I am currently drunk eRep-ing. In fact it is 2 AM here right now, and I just got home and remembered I promised Derp I would do this. So here I am!

Really just read the stuff in bold if you want free stuff!

| Who? : eUSA players who are level 21 and up qualify.

| How?:
Filling the form ONCE every e-Republik server day after using your Training Grounds.

| For what? : 1 gold a day from Department of Citizen Affairs (AKA me SColbert because it's just me running this shit anyway)


I totally didn't just copy and paste all that info from an old article btw.


So here's the deal eUS, you want to be strong, and get free gold. I have free gold because Derp decided that I was responsible enough to be in charge of something. So just fill out that form, and click a button. And BAM you'll have gold to upgrade your shit, and become a strong patriot fighting against the commies or terrorists, or whoever hates America these days.

Love SColbert
Secretary (sounds better than Director I decided) of Citizens' Affairs