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[Dio] Hey, Fake Chinese! Here's a tip!

Day 320, 00:58 • Published in Pakistan

• by Dio Brando

So, you want your own country huh? Well, that's easy. Just make a cross for every skill that you possess. When you have a leader that can do all this, I will take you seriously. Until then though, I will just laugh at your hilarious comments in our articles.

The list:

I:
[ ] am able to explain at least four different types of government
[ ] understand the meaning of the word civic
[ ] can explain the current "crisis" in the real world
[ ] am apable of having a conversation in english (with intelligible spelling etc.)
[ ] am not a moron
[ ] confess that I am not really chinese

That's it. It's a very easy list. I would be ashamed to fail it. Hell, the nine year old next door could easily pass this test. And he's got asbergers.

Comments

Balash Day 320, 01:09

All hail Ronald McDonald

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

K A R T A L Day 320, 01:12

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

hippiepirate Day 320, 01:15

RAN RAN RUU

salamir Day 320, 01:37

@dio
have you passed the test, boy?

fafarda Day 320, 02:02

hei Dio
as BALASH said mirinam barad
are you ready ???????
5.........4.........3.........2.........1......... Enjoy it

Emerick Day 320, 03:08

One large coke please! lol\'d

Antimo Vero Day 320, 03:25

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

fafarda Day 320, 03:56

oh I forgot it :
All hail Ronald McDonald

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

amirandamir Day 320, 04:04

All hail Ronald McDonald

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

hey dio! do you want some goh?

reza_mk Day 320, 04:10

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
i\'m lovin\' it Toooooooooooooooooo 😃

saman_dragon Day 320, 04:50

wow dio is here.
every body say:
who\'s a bo gando? ,,, is DIO brando 😃

i wondered taht how Dio understand difficult question AAAAAOOOOO
Dio pesaram!? go in your house in fazelab,
there are many bad boys here and you may kiked by them 😒

Farzad DL Day 320, 05:09

All hail Ronald McDonald

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

nabeghe Day 320, 05:18

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' i

nabeghe Day 320, 05:19

lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Mr Mehdi Day 320, 05:25

lol
l0l
|O|

HiddenKrypt Day 320, 05:50

...And not one of them could pass Dio\'s Challenge.
-The New testament of Dio, The Gospel of HiddenKrypt, 6:19.

Romool II Day 320, 05:53

@ semen_dragon

do you hungry?

amirk Day 320, 06:12

@ Derp
Do you like semen? I think that all of your life is semen.

persiansoldier Day 320, 06:13

McDonald\'s coming soon

i\'m lovin\' it
heheeeeeeee

Derakor Day 320, 09:02

Funny, I was able to cross all that list off.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri Day 320, 09:07

Prove it then

WeeYakk Day 320, 09:44

Oh cool I can pass the list. I should lead the Chinese.

saman_dragon Day 320, 09:46

@Derp
i can bring my semen in your eyes for change your view to life
i told you who i dont have anu stomach so if you are, i have a big hotdog for you.

Antimo Vero Day 320, 09:49

lol saman i bet u hav big hotdog bcuz ur so fat liek iran n altanitis ppl!!

reza_north Day 320, 09:50

Sage

Dax_Strife Day 320, 10:00

Wow, they got angry and belligerent fast. Dio scores a direct hit!

Rhane Day 320, 10:15

Pakistan is still my favorite country.

saman_dragon Day 320, 10:28

ok, be a lover and resident.stay for us to change you. lol
bash ta avazet konim 😃

HabeebIt Day 320, 11:08

inb4 Iranians learn to use Google + Wikipedia to fulfill the criteria.

lulz

NORINCO Day 320, 11:20

beuh lets not get vulgar

Dio Jazar Day 320, 11:26

Shame on you Balash, only the Dutch McDonalds is real as it\'s the ONLY McDonalds in the world with the amazing, delicious, beautiful and priceless McKroket!

Ik wacht al op de volgende lading Euroknallers

so calvin Day 320, 11:54

@ dio
you are koooni.It means a person who give his kooon to other people.so you are great kooooni.
vote

King B Day 320, 11:58

Same, marked every one off. Not really a hard list.

Harold Mirza Day 320, 12:04

[ ] am not a moron

I think you fail there, King B.
Capitalist is moron.

WeeYakk Day 320, 12:09

>Same, marked every one off. Not really a hard list.

You filmed your dog taking a crap and put it on youtube. You\'re a moron.

Also Dio just got leaders of the CLF to admit they aren\'t Chinese. o/

lakhnerth Day 320, 12:17

ITA horrible trolls passing as liberators.

so calvin Day 320, 12:32

@WeeYakk
description of dio that is i said.

Dax_Strife Day 320, 13:21

@KingB
So, you admit you\'re not really Chinese then. GTFO.

miladmzz Day 320, 13:40

It shows your fear dio you are nothing again

AgentChieftain Day 320, 14:25

Jazar, what IS a McKroket?

You have my attention.

MrMonotony Day 320, 15:48

Wait wtf is with the McDonald insults.

Goddamn, you guys are horrible trolls.

WeeYakk Day 320, 16:13

>@WeeYakk
description of dio that is i said.

What? Your grammar is terrible I cant tell what you\'re trying to say here.

HPWAS Day 320, 16:37

This is why CLF > UN and Dio > Iran.

FutureEmperor Day 320, 17:21

>[ ] am not a moron

The CLF will never pass this test god emperor DIO.

Osama Abdullah Day 320, 17:38

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' i

Ether Day 320, 18:01

I am apable

Kuujou Joutarou Day 320, 18:45

dio smells like carcass of homosexual otter

All hail Ronald McDonald

One large coke please! lol\'d
Pakistan=McDonald\'s

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

Moshe Dayan Day 320, 19:36

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' it

that\'s great, i mean awesome!

persiansoldier Day 320, 19:41

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' i

hey dio, do u like it?

persiansoldier Day 320, 19:46

Might
Madness
McDonald\'s

i\'m lovin\' i

hey dio, do u like it?

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