[Dental Corps] A French Advice Article
Day 2,126, 07:09
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by The Vagabonds
We at DC always have been at hand when it comes to giving advice to the eWorld, and in preparation for the possible incoming frog armada we have some good tips for our lovely neighbours.
Tip 1: Make sure you know how to make your very own French flag
Running away from battles can be a mad rush at times, so having your surrender flag made in advance means you can spend more time tucking your tail between your legs and running! Below are 4 handy steps to beat your fellow surrender monkeys to the wave!
Tip 2: Declare your French Terror Alert in advance before battle
It always pays dividends to make sure your nation is well prepared to moan and whine at the designated level. Declaring your terror level in advance will help maximise the baww, your terror chart can be seen below so pick wisely!
Note: DC recommends the Whine alert
Tip 3: Looking the part
So you have your flags and terror levels, so what now? A stylish french uniform! A dodgy mustache, garlic necklace and a stripe jumper with beret is always a must in the Frog army so make sure you look the part!
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after reading this i can safely say....
I am prepared!!
DC, looking after eUK since 1744!
DC making multi accounts since 1744 you mean ! cheats
Don Dapper you multi as well so shhh
You have 11 people in your party that is pretty sad , you make out you are more than you are , lol DC are jokers
26 votes from 600 people in the country lol
LOL i love it
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Attacking other countries instead of ourselves.
Love it!
(😁bloody typo)
fucking baguette eating dickhead frogs!
- Will Mckenzie
only morons can be interested by this cliché.
so : all UK is concerned.
Say it again, but slower this time.
blah blah potato blah blah Croissant blah blah what??
POTATO
i understand you are angry and jealous...who wants to have this characteristic and ugly english face? hundred years of eating jelly and porridge and that's the result...nature is so naughty sometimes.
however we tried to help you with guillaume the conqueror and the Plantagenêt..but was a lost cause.
Without us you'd be speaking German and eating schupfnudel...
So behave Mr Frogeater...
you too in WW1. england's history was made by france.
and you can't accept that. i understand.
Exactly Wayne, we sort of screwed them over there. I love the Germans so that would have been ideal.
aww someone cant take a bit of fun? :3
Au revoir!
some kind of conspiracy going on here......
http://tinyurl.com/ng4lhcr
just one picture to show how english deify french :
http://www.hostingpics.net/viewer.php?id=392108allissaid.jpg
amen.
Ne perds pas ton temps avec ces abrutis,ils auront toujours un pretexte pour se fouttre de notre gueule,un complexe d'inferiorité surement,c'est comprehensible 😁
t'inquiete pas, ça m'amuse et égaie mon dimanche 😉
I hate Eric, I'm a Liverpool fan!
Google image article. So creative.
Btw, you get more comments than votes : you just lose at eRepublik.
>> Insert brain to continue
We get more comments than votes because a lot of people don't like the truth we speak so they skip voting and go straight to bitching in the comments.
The truth ? The truth is that you suck at trolling. That's why you get few votes and that's why you lost at eRepublik.
'You lose at eRepublik'. It's a game and I enjoy playing it, so if in the mind of one strangely angry little man I lose it's not something I can't deal with.
Typical loser denial.
The truth is that you're an idiot by making stupid article like this
This guy just brought this account , nasty little troll
Suomii this is the type of articles they make in the UK !
Vive l'eFrance ! Vive la France !
Le plus beau pays du monde. ❤