[Cyprus-CP] One Baklava to rule Serbia
Adieu.
Kardeslerim, Kizlarim,
Adelfoi, Adelfes,
האחיות ,אָח,
Brothers, Sisters,
Frères, Soeurs,
Testvéreim , Nővéreim,
Braco, Sestre,
Monkimona xdxd, Mokimomosh xdxd,
Citizens of the Balkans,
Serbian communication classroom
Niftiness: -3
We did all our best to preserve peace and have good relationship through high quality diplomacy.
High quality diplomacy, only in Cyprus
Wiseness: -5
But Serbia has to understand our rightful claim on Dubai as it is the heart of the Cypriot civilization.
Prophet Pampuan in the hand of almighty Anan - Jumeirah, Dubai - Year 1
Rightfulness: -83%
I guess they just may have lost some male attributes as they seem far more eager to attack might Cyprus than their eternal lover with which they didn't have any intercourse since years.
😃
I guess it's an honour for us to has been chosen to breed the unfulfilled bride.
🙂
No word needed
Courage: -20
In any other game, Serbia would be automatically at stake, but dat's okay, let's face it.
Breaking Balkans truce: -5
Declaring war against member of the Empire: -3
Same religious group (Orthodox Brotherhood): -3
No casus belli: -2
Declaring war against a nation with whom you have good relations: -1
Attack on Saturday night: -Social life (or maybe all gay bars are closed in Belgrade)
Honour: -15
Now is time to call our Balkans brothers.
This internal bleeding can't continue inside our communities.
We can't bear another nation to attack and destabilize the area.
I hereby call the Balkan family:
- Santiago
- Athens (Terrorist and Orthodox fellowship)
- Ankara
- Zagreb
- Bangkok
- Johannesburg
- Belgrade rebels
- Skopje
- Sofia
- Sarajevo
- Abuja
- Ljubljana
- Tirana
- Podgorica
...
and all friendly nations to fight against this aggression,
for another game with peace in the Balkans,
for Cyprus sweetness and love.
We may ask them only one guarantee for this to never happen again:
Tesekkürler, Euxaristw, תוֹדָה, Thanks, Merci, Köszönöm, Hvala, Monimona
Finway Divi Filius~
King of Cyprus
Here stands the Cyprus Empire
Governor of the Holy Roman Empire
Soldier of Allah and Protector of the faith
Protector of the Orthodox Brotherhood
Liberator of Judea
Caliph of Baghdad
King of Saudi Arabia
Ruler of Dubai
Archduke of Austria
© Rauf Raif Denktas
The Few,
The Proud,
The Cypriots
Comments
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o7
hi I am lazokrak and I am serbian 🙁((
Protect oglun, oç
ofcourse you are holy prince for cyprus
o7
Eeerrrr. Ok.
Anyways we are here!!!
Georgia
About Baklava- Agreed xD
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-call-to-arms-1-2553601/1/20
o7
I approved this message! 😛
seeeeeekkssss
gerçek seks istiyorum
V
The kebap rules them serbitches 🙂
KOCOBO JE KIPAR!
hahahahahahaahhhahahhaha
amazing article
hard voted
Προσκαλεις κ τα Σκόπια ???
ε τι απ'εξω θα τα άφηνε
εμ, αφου ειναι ξεφτιλας.. τι περιμενεις?
ο κλεφτης παντα προσκαλει τον αλλο κλεφτη....
meh 😃
Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar we are ready to troll servia .d
Finally a war between heteros and not heteros!4
yeah, enough of hungiri-cyprus peepee fights : (
troll servia lol
They can accept all of this jokes for sure but please delete the picture ''BRING THE SERBS TO HELL'' That will piss them off
I understand, I changed it for respect
pédale
j'ai pas de vélo
why xd
High quality diplomacy, only in Cyprus xdxd
stability drop effects - best part!
this is a shame, we are both orthodox
😃
Hail Europa Universalis!
In the name of Allah, Jesus and the Holy Anan, we'll fight the gayest war the eWorld has ever witnessed
hahahahahaha Who are you, mystery wiseguy?
xDDD
xdxdxdxd, coktandir bole eglendirici troll makalesi gormediydim. sagol kanki. v+e
Sick. I like it. I'll be there 🙂
KOCOPO JE KIPAR
Her biji Finway 😃
you play EU? xD
it seems though x)
keh keh 🙂
fin+pampu feed them with baklava.
v endorsed good article
Move to Belgrade,Cyprus
KOSOVO JE CIPAR
prophet pampuan born on 25 of december
thats why its called pampuanmas
every 25 of december we decorate the maymun tree
its a tree, where in the top of it we put a maymun
with many many sweet baklavas around it
so sweet religion
sweet like fistikli baklava
Anan is our god and pampuan his prophet. Alahu akbar !!!!!