[CPF] The Buck Stops Here… With the Moose!
Day 3,318, 18:21
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by Aries Prime
THAT’S RIGHT BABY! THE MOOSE IS BACK!
It’s time to bring back the glory that is the Moose. We are the oldest and wisest party Canada has ever had. Many parties have come and go, promising power and glory for Canada, but how many of them still exist? How many of them actually stuck around? That’s right, just us.
I’ll start off my celebratory round of winning PP with some slightly offensive photos characterizing the other parties.
Imperial Party
North Pole Dancers
Canadiens Francophones
Temmy’s Dirty Carpet
Now that I got through all those terrible images that I found on google, it’s time to start selling congress seats.
These babies are selling like hotcakes! Just join the party and sign up for a seat. As long as you aren’t some robot or PTO, I’ll give you a shot. If you already are a part of the party, why the heck haven’t you signed up yet?
As always, a hearty cup of SCREW YOU to our hippie neighbors south of the border. Seriously, those guys suck, and I’m one of them.
Signing off,
Aries Prime
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Bring back old fashioned political mud slinging.
These clowns can't even compete.
He is aware of new trend. We make sure that he knows
I have just endorsed this article and in return I expect CPF support on the next elections. If you do not support me I'll formally request my 25cc back on the right time
That was cheap 😃
On the other hand I have nothing against you as CP. You showed us you are real eCanadian patriot! xD
Gib mor monies
Temmy's Dirty Carpet stands ready to serve the Moose
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Damn it man time to change that img
Got Moose ? 🙂
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Got Moose?
Justice for Tem's Dirty Carpet, they and their Party Info is awesome!
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I'm just some filthy casual who has no idea.
~hyuu~
That puppy.
Fraud! A male moose is a Bull not a Buck.
I think as it currently stands the MDP is the oldest party in Canada.
You'd have to go back and look at elections but I'm fairly sure that Funky and Auk's CPF revival happened after Rylde had first sent the MDP banner up a flag pole.