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Hello, My Name is Kazuo LePew



This is my most important Presidential Address yet. So I am going to get my Make-Up and put on my "Serious Face"

IMPEACHMENT

It has come to my attention, almost by accident due to my lack of forum activity, that there is talk of an IMPEACHMENT. This time a serious one. So to all congressman, in addition to my recent proposal of using public tax dollars to PAY congressman who attend congress and support my initiatives, I will offer additional funds from the budget for those who vote NO on the impeachment proposal, I will also throw in a Free makeover, and a Gift Bag of Cover Girl Cosmetics

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DAL ELECTIONS

My party has been PTO'd by TemujinBC with the help of the MOO Party. I solely blame MOO for this and will ignore all attempts by other parties who participated in this PTO. The cause of this PTO (the reneging on a deal between the MDP and the DAL when I snuck through the backdoor (pun intended) as the DAL CP candidate) will remain non relevant. As a response to this I had some friends in low places trash the MOO forum. Politics should be partisan, and that should always start with the CP...

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THE BUDGET

So What if the Budget is late? I kept it in Closed Door Congress for a reason. I had to sneak through many provisions like funding the "French Militia" because I promised them that if they would vote for me. I have also proposed to fund congressman that support my measures. We need more PAID ELECTED PARTISAN OFFICIALS. Besides, we're just talking about dates here, a day here and a day there doesn't really matter. My government is about getting things done..

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DIRECTOR OF THE TREASURY

Addy Lawrence wasn't re-appointed in time by congress according to a convoluted piece of legislation known as the Treasury Bond Act. Since this was late by a few days through no fault of his own, I am here to say we cannot accept missed deadlines. Addy is out as Treasury Director, regardless of what Congress says...A DEADLINE, IS A DEADLINE, IS A DEADLINE Don't call me partisan and don't call me a hypocrite...I had my attack dog from the DAL Chochi on this like a fat kid on a smartie

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L'Ecole LeBlanc

This has to pass, I had it in my campaign and I have a mandate from the people to do it. I want to make it law so that people have to attend, and I can start authorizing Forum and IRC bans on my personal bias..

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WAR

We don't need a War, It's not like it was in my campaign or anything

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This is my Presidential Seal, You think that you have Power Congress? - THIS GIVES ME ABSOLUTE POWER Take a look at my Video as I address the congress http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_CDs4F_tlU

In case anybody says I haven't done anything yet, I posted some stuff in congress. Like a Question and Answer sort of thing. I have pledged to answer all questions except for the following

1) Where is the War?
2) What am I READY for?
3) What are your plans for the month?
4) When will you get started?

Nobody even bothered to ask a question in the most recent thread. Maybe it's because I don't ever really give any answers?????

Who's READY to IMPEACH?



Canadian President
READY, WILLING and SEEMINGLY PETTY