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Haunted room or fate of Labradoodle.

8 • Day 983, 01:50 • Published in Israel Israel •




Darkest hour of the night, we are inside silent and dim-lighted hallways of Knesset. The building is empty and full of echoes. Only guard post is lit with warm … read more »

21

Victim of alien abduction returns after 11 years!

6 • Day 982, 05:10 • Published in Israel Israel •

Victim of alien abduction returns after 11 years!
United Israeli Independents Party TO'ed by alien infiltrator.



Justin Moore was found in … read more »

27

Gavin Wax captured by Somalian pirates!

15 • Day 982, 01:47 • Published in Israel Israel •

Sensation!
Exclusive report!


Gavin Wax captured by Somalian pirates!

Gavin Wax, official Vogon of eIsrael, reported to be captured by fearsome and notorious Somalian pirates.

[img]http://www.mynews.in/News/[/img] … read more »

16

Mobile warfare of new fighting doctrine.

9 • Day 979, 00:27 • Published in Israel Israel •



Recent piece of fine work by SayeretMatkal brought some interesting idea.

As … read more »

16

VOGONS GO HOME or Let's do things the right way.

7 • Day 971, 04:39 • Published in Israel Israel •

VOGONS GO HOME
or
Let's do things the right way.

I'm here to announce that eIsrael is under heavy oppression by Vogons. Ya know, those ugly, boring and self-assured guys like these ones:



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