Worker's Weekly - newspaper of The Ministry of Work

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The End of Independence

4 • Day 517, 05:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello workers.

You may have noticed the dramatic events of last night/early this morning. After the events leading to the reshuffle occurred the Department for Work … read more »

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EMERGENCY SHUT DOWN

0 • Day 516, 18:52 • Published in United Kingdom

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SERVICE WILL RESUME SHORTLY

SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE

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Ministry Re-Shufle

2 • Day 514, 05:52 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello Workers

Recent Troubles

Most of you may have noticed that some of our companies ran out of resources and money yesterday, that is most unfortunate … read more »

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Skilled Workers Scheme

0 • Day 510, 10:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Skilled Workers Scheme

Well, the scheme has now passed House of Lords review and is now officially law

"Purpose: To regulate the market during times of hardship, such as war or underproduction. To ensure that crucial industries have a … read more »

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ROBOCOP & Other News

2 • Day 508, 20:33 • Published in United Kingdom

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MINISTRY OF WORK SAY ROBOCOP IS AWESOME

In other news; the Skilled Worker's Scheme has been approved by the United Kingdom House of Commons and has been sent to the House of Lords for