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The Lesser of Evils

28 • Day 591, 11:31 • Published in China China •

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The Clearing of Intentions

30 • Day 582, 11:44 • Published in China China •

With a sad heart, it is my duty to report the untimely demise of our dear Kim Jong Rad. Mr Rad was viciously gunned down this morning while jazzercizing at his home in Beijing by heartless Admin greasemen. In the coming shadow of presidential

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For a Stronger West Korea

8 • Day 573, 09:51 • Published in China China •

I, Interim President Dick Butkus, will soon step down and not run for election in the next Juche Box victory in in West Korea. Please do your Juche-est duty in electing the nigh-direct voice of Glorious Leader, Kim Jong Rad, as the next president.

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The King is Dead, Hail to the King

34 • Day 568, 19:02 • Published in China China •

With a heavy heart, I have accepted the presidency of the Juche Box Party and the helm of the (future) West Korean Motherland.

While Snayke's indiscretions were numerous and often to terrible to explain, we wish him and other loyalist scumbags

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A Return to a New and Better Motherland

25 • Day 564, 06:51 • Published in China China •

After a brief foray in the frightening depths of eTurkey, Glorious Leader International Newspaper (now the West Korea Times) has returned to the people's new home to speak as a voice for the new and powerful Goonation.

In this article, I do not

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