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A flash, a bang and a puff of smoke ...

0 Day 3,374, 15:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment





Three idiots (one Canadian, one American, one Mexican) find a magic lamp, when they rub it a genie pops up and grants each of the idiots a wish.

The Canadian goes first and wishes that they are no … read more »

Twas the month after Christmas (With apologies to the ladies)

0 Day 3,333, 07:54 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



Twas the month after Christmas and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.

The stuffing I'd nibbled, the turkey I'd taste
The yummies I'd eaten gone straight to my waist.

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Twas the Night before Christmas (Politically correct version)

5 Day 3,322, 04:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?

His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling
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The REAL problem with this game.

56 Day 2,822, 11:44 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



There has recently been a number of articles moaning about how the numbers of people playing this game are falling and what, if anything, the admins should do about it. These articles all start with the … read more »

What to do after Retirement

12 Day 2,403, 09:13 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment




What to do after Retirement


I think that most people know that my nick is a description (Definition of Sexagenarian )

As we … read more »