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The Not So Good News Series 16/12/12

6 • Day 1,853, 11:41 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello eUK,

Now you are probably wondering what the hell this is and why you are wasting your time reading it, well let me tell you a little story.

I was sleeping last night and a mysterious leprechaun came to my dreams and said “You must make

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[UKRP] Why You Should Join Us

5 • Day 1,819, 23:48 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Hello eUK,

I am Painkiller789 and today I am going to tell you why you should join my favourite party, the UK Reform Party.

The first thing I want to mention is that we support all our members, in any of their ventures, aiding them to become

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[Congress] Painkiller the Jedi's Manifesto

0 • Day 1,616, 13:57 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Dear eUK

I am Painkiller789 and this month I am running for Congress in the North East of England.

I feel you should vote for me for many reasons, such as how experienced I am and how I will help you and the eUK have a brighter future.

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[painkiller789] Congress Manifesto March 2012

2 • Day 1,585, 09:32 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Hello people of London,

I am painkiller789 and this month I am running for Congress in London. Ever since December 2011, the UK has been without Congress, but this month is looking the most hopeful yet, and if you will allow me I want to ride the

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[UKRP PP ELECTION] Manifesto

3 • Day 1,576, 11:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Hello people of the eUK,

I am painkiller789 and I am running for PP in UKRP this month. You should vote for me because I have been a long time member of the party, having been in the party for over a year and a half and I have the experience to