The Tribal Tribune - newspaper of Joran

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Joran's Actual Congress Campaign Platform

2 • Day 482, 16:06 • Published in Israel Israel

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Alright, as I mentioned in my previous article, I really didn't want to write this until after I had been chosen as a congressman based on the merits of my existing actions. Turns out that I have to write it before I run, or it won't be considered

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Almost...

4 • Day 481, 19:37 • Published in Israel Israel

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I would like to announce that I am running for Congress as a member of the Israeli Workers Party... but I'm not going to, because it is going to be the decision of my Party President as to who will be running for the position of Congressman.

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Attention to All eIsraeli Citizens: Comment!

13 • Day 476, 18:03 • Published in Israel Israel

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Okay, so I've been looking around at the newspapers and I've noticed a disturbing tren😛

Many of the low level eIsraelis seem disinterested in what's happening around them, or just don't feel like registering the fact that they are interested. I

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Taanit Esther

1 • Day 475, 09:30 • Published in Israel Israel

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I dunno how it is for the people in Israel, but here in the States, we're observing the Fast of Esther.

It's a kind of unofficial fast before Purim that was established as a real fast by public consensus, to commemorate how Esther fasted for all

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A Party's A Party...

8 • Day 474, 19:27 • Published in Israel Israel

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No matter the name.

Seriously guys... Why have half of the parties suddenly decided to change their names? It's not like they've changed their platforms: the IRP is still the IRP, even if they now call themselves the United Israeli Party.

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