The Scorpion Orange

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US Congress Caters to Clown Shoe Cobblers

0 • Day 601, 04:36 • Published in United Kingdom

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Speaker of the House Jasper Ferguson announced today that the previous 185% tax on clown shoes has been repealed after prolonged protests by the International Clown Posse and the Combined Clown Cobblers of North America.

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Scorpion Orange Introduction

1 • Day 600, 05:54 • Published in United Kingdom

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Hello my fellow citizens, and welcome to the Scorpion Orange.

This newspaper is a Tabloid. I will be making up articles ridiculing politics, celebrities and anything else that captures my fancy. I will not be taking any political side in any of