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7 • Day 5,744, 11:55 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Patriots,

United forever!!

Thanks,

Tef1

17 • Day 5,738, 17:36 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Patriots,

I am joining the establishment. SHOCKING I KNOW.

It is no longer failing. It is working hard to unify us.

Thanks,

Tef1

13 • Day 5,695, 13:25 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Patriots,

Sadly, there is controversy. Some assume 1+2 is 9. That is wrong because it is 12.

Thanks,

Tef1

7 • Day 5,675, 16:59 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Patriots,

I am sorry.

Tef1

4 • Day 5,626, 15:15 • Published in Switzerland

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Dear Patriots,

endorse.

Tef1