The Merchantman

About my newspaper

The Merchantman is the newspaper of nine term Canadian President Jacobi. It became famous for its updates during the French invasion and occupation of Canada.

Seven votes, Seven thank yous

2 • Day 492, 09:37 • Published in Canada Canada

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Though I failed in my run for office as surely as the Hungarian contingent failed in their take over attempt, I wanted to say thank you to the people who decided to vote for me yesterday. I was very pleased to see just how close I was to getting

Yeah, um, I'm still running

1 • Day 490, 22:26 • Published in Canada Canada

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Our chicken little oligarchy aside, I'm still running for Congress, still hustling up the votes, still looking to serving Alberta in Congress.

I urge Albertans (and those who want to move to Alberta to vote) to vote for me as a candidate for

Jacobi for Alberta Youtube Presentation Ad

3 • Day 485, 19:21 • Published in Canada Canada

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For those interested Albertans and Canadians, the proprietor of this newspaper, one Citizen Jacobi, is running for Congress in Alberta. As part of his electoral efforts, we here are proud to release his Youtube Presentation Ad for public consumption.

Economic Statistics Blog for Monday March 9, 2009

0 • Day 475, 19:34 • Published in Canada Canada

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Today one Canadian Dollar was worth .034 Gold, unchanged for more than half a week. The United States dollar was also trading at .609 cents Canadian, down a 10th of a cent.

The price of Q1 food was $1.01, up 14 cents from the weekend.

The

Economic Statistics Blog for Saturday March 7, 2009

0 • Day 474, 17:57 • Published in Canada Canada

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Today one Canadian Dollar was worth .034 Gold, unchanged for the second day in a row. The United States dollar was also trading at .61 cents Canadian, again unchanged.

The price of Q1 food was 87 cents, down 1 cent from Friday

The price of Q1