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The Merchantman

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The Merchantman is the newspaper of nine term Canadian President Jacobi. It became famous for its updates during the French invasion and occupation of Canada.

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[CP] Labour Day

18 • Day 1,749, 18:49 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Labour Day, September 3, Day 1749.



Quebec is back, Newfoundland is back, Nova Scotia should be joining us momentarily. Poland could NE us, and knock us down like a piñ

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[CP] Hurricane Poland

11 • Day 1,745, 10:34 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Like a tropical storm that only the Maritimes see, Hurricane Poland is receding from our shores off to batter the coast of another of our allies. A storm that started in … read more »

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[CP] Win Another Five Gold, and Poland

53 • Day 1,742, 09:05 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

This will be short, but sweet.



There is another survey today, which we’ll get to in a moment. To quickly address a topic that was brought up, I let Tyrael Snow go from

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[CP] On MU funding

43 • Day 1,739, 19:16 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Step into my office, please.



Since the tax change set in motion by this mercifully almost done Congress our revenues as a country have been cut in half. Latest

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[CP] I Don’t Want Congress to NE Poland

28 • Day 1,738, 19:01 • Published in Canada Canada • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

The Order For Now: Save your Energy Bars and Bazookas



I have today asked Congress not to NE Poland when the opportunity becomes available. You might be asking … read more »