The Law of Gravity - newspaper of Sir Isaac Newton PRS

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TERRA PTO Threatens British Premiership

21 • Day 1,476, 09:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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Britons! We face an imminent threat to our national security! Thomas765, working on behalf of the enemy TERRA alliance is attempting to PTO eBritain and become Prime Minister. The only candidate who can beat him at this point is mittekemuis and all

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Money for a Subscription?

14 • Day 1,470, 11:31 • Published in United Kingdom

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Financial business

I would like to acquire more subscribers to my paper, so I am offering this deal. Post your vote & subscription number in the comments and if my subscribers reach 100 before this article expires in the two day cycle, I shall award 100 GBP to each

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MP Newton Wins 2nd Term

15 • Day 1,467, 11:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Sir Isaac Newton PRS won a huge victory in yesterday's Parliamentary elections. I received the 3rd highest # of votes in the nation and fell in to the wildcard only because I was in a tie in London, our robust, populous capital. I would like to

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London is for Lovers and Scientists

11 • Day 1,465, 10:10 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Hi again eUK!

It has been an absolute delight representing the good people of beautiful Wales this month. However, I have decided to candidate in London this time, the historic and mighty capital of the great British people!

During my tenure

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ONE Ultimatum to Belgium!

23 • Day 1,463, 09:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

Belgium,

In my role as Secretary General of ONE, I have recently launched an effort to declare you our Natural Enemy and have prepared all ONE and eUK military forces for an invasion of your territory. We will spare you if you pay us 100 billion