The Jerusalem Post - newspaper of Saddam Hussein

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Helping the Canadian

4 • Day 639, 08:31 • Published in Canada Canada

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Dear fellow Canadian
As a Canadian I've felt that I got much to offer.
there for I'll be coming back home ... to help in the war.
& set the cheapest price of food in the market.
"United Food" located in Israel.
price been set for 1 CAN + TX

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MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTANTION PLEASE?

9 • Day 466, 13:00 • Published in Australia

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As all of you know our market is low on houses.

As a member of the senator I would like to help the eAustralian citizen.

Every time my company produces a house I’ll post a note to notify you, about the available house.

I’ll be selling the

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Thank you

10 • Day 464, 18:13 • Published in Australia

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First of all I would like to thank my party president for giving me a chance to be a senator in the northern territory.

Then I would like to thank the people of eAustralia who didn’t vote for me, and that would be all of you.

I won’t question

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GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS

4 • Day 459, 08:46 • Published in USA USA

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Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were among the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to sixty games a year. They

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C O W B O Y

5 • Day 459, 08:24 • Published in Australia

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A cowboy rides into town, goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen.
He walks into the bar, and fires his gun through the ceiling.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yells.
No-one answers.

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