The Drinking Dutch Girl - newspaper of Sarah Voorhees

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Surprise Counter Attack!

6 • Day 1,701, 16:26 • Published in Netherlands

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For all my friends out there, for all my subscribers, and for all my fellow citizens of the Netherlands!

I have just spent all of my gold and resources to push the Polish from our lands. If anyone reading this means to help, please come now and

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Surprise! Freedom Fighting in the North!

4 • Day 1,357, 21:44 • Published in Netherlands

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Battle orders

This is a late call to all who can hear my voice. I, and a few others, have secured the funds for a surprise resistance war while the main body of our great pink enemy sleeps. Come to arms, fight them while their guard is down, free our lands, and

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The Dutch National Guard

13 • Day 1,280, 16:15 • Published in Netherlands

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Warfare analysis

(Here we go, Sarah is up to something again. And where does she keep finding the gold to do this....?)

Greetings all!

I come to you today to inform you I have launched an independent military unit who's sole purpose is national defense. Why do

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Happy New Years!

11 • Day 1,139, 16:12 • Published in Netherlands

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Greetings everyone!

I would like to extend New Years wishes to all of you from IDP and myself. May the New Year find you well. May we through off this Croat invasion soon. And may the eNetherlands find itself once again as a bastion of stability

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3rd place ain't a bad place!

11 • Day 1,112, 16:12 • Published in Netherlands

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I would like to start by congradulating Al on his re-election, we look forward to more great leadership!

Now, I would like to extend a great "Hurrah!" to all my fellow IDP members. For a first time round in the election cycle we got 4 seats in