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From the Imperial Residence at Sendai-jo. | 'May everlasting peace flow like the cherry blossoms.'

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Moving Along

22 • Day 875, 17:33 • Published in Japan Japan •

I misconstrued the amount of new recruits flowing into our party through Nata-kun as a potential PTO attempt by the Godzilla Party/FoH.
There were various rumours floating around at the time of a possible PTO attempt, and this further lead to my

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50

Desu Manifesto and More~

21 • Day 863, 20:14 • Published in Japan Japan •



PARTY ANNOUNCEMENTS:

As of today, the DWP has finally reached the long-dreamed goal of the Top 5. This allows us to … read more »

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The Worship of Haruhi Suzumiya

41 • Day 863, 11:19 • Published in Japan Japan •

Greetings, eJapan and the world!

I'd like to present to you our modest endeavor to bring forth a religion for the endearment of the one true Goddess of this universe and all dimensions, Haruhi Suzumiya. Through our plans in the future we shall

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The Hammer of Truth, Justice, and Honor. (です~)

16 • Day 855, 17:02 • Published in Japan Japan •

Citizens of eJapan, Members of the Desu Workers' Party.

We have been backstabbed, we have been fooled, we have been tricked. What we thought would end up as simply a plan to boost our membership and gain us the cherished Top 5 position has proven

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万国の労働者よ、団結せよ！

14 • Day 845, 13:03 • Published in Japan Japan •

Bankoku no rōdōsha yo, danketsu seyo desu~

Members of the Desu Workers' Party and eJapan, I hereby announce my intention to run for Party President of the DWP for a third term. Under this term I will promise the continuation of the glorious desu~

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