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Fight for democracy!

6 Day 2,699, 01:31 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Battle orders Battle orders

MEK TITANIUM has launched a coup in the UK.

Move to London and join this MU: http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/group-show/292?page=1
Fight for democracy!

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Jokes IV (Final Mission 3/3)

35 Day 2,554, 09:00 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

10. A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr.

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Jokes III (25 comments)

30 Day 2,549, 11:09 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

7. You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.

8. Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like

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Jokes II (Need 25 comments)

26 Day 2,541, 22:27 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

4. Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic."
Father: "Why?"
Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'"
Father: "But that's right!"
Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'"
Father: "What's the f***ing difference?"
Boy: "That's

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Jokes I (Need 25 Comments)

33 Day 2,541, 00:41 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Please comment here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/jokes-ii-need-25-comments--2464215/1/20



1. Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

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