SCANDALOUS

About my newspaper

This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

EXCLUSIVE: ATTACK ON NORWAY ACTUALLY A DIVERSION

10 • Day 1,886, 14:23 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

There has been much hee-hawing on the eUK forums (Yes, IT EXISTS) over the recent attack of Norway by BigAnt, supposedly under the reason that the sell-by date was almost about to expire on all those bombs or missiles or whatever fancy doo-dahs they

EXCLUSIVE: THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK WITH BOB BLOGGS

10 • Day 1,881, 10:01 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

I like to think that the last election gave us three things: an interesting race, a BigAnt victory, and most importantly, the eUK's most promising politician in the history of Erepublik's emergence onto the national scene. For that is when Bob

EXCLUSIVE: BIGANT ACTUALLY ALIEN INSECT INTENT ON DESTROYING WORLD!

8 • Day 1,873, 04:44 • Published in United Kingdom

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ATTACK OF THE 7 FEET BIGANTS!

Remember Men in Black II? The horror at that giant cockroach as it tried to destroy the world, and thus us? Well, that wasn't real. But this attack certainly is!

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Shock Horror [ESO] style

9 • Day 1,655, 16:00 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

(Some distressing Goat Scenes inside)

Shocking revelations tonight as ESO Presidential candidate and head-honcho jamesw has been revealed to have sexually assaulted an employee of ESO. The goat, which would like to remain un-named due to personal

The eUK Ungalates-#3 Return of Kevin, the [ESO] Trivia Goat

3 • Day 1,648, 15:16 • Published in United Kingdom

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Issue No #3
Day 1648 Time: 15:14

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