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SCANDALOUS

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This paper was once serious. Like the Guardian.

Then it degenerated. Think the Sun.

Finally it just became a load of bollocks. Like the Daily Mail.

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ATTICUSQUATRECP: YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE, SAYS ATTICUS [PART UN]

8 • Day 2,201, 17:29 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

Hello there. I am Professor Moriarty, sometimes called Atticus, sometimes mistaken for Hugh Jackman. I'm here to tell you that I plan on running for CP. Why, you may ask? well, I have had plenty of … read more »

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REVENGE OF THE SHITH, A NEW HOPE

10 • Day 2,182, 11:52 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



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[SCANDALOUS]: I BELIEVE THAT SEALIONS ARE THE FUTURE - INTERVIEW WITH IRONSTARK

8 • Day 2,171, 15:53 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

AN INTERVIEW WITH IRONSTARK

CP Candidate and President of the Sealion League
Firstly, SCANDALOUS would like to … read more »

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[SCANDALOUS]: AN INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT BOHEMOTH

16 • Day 2,164, 14:07 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

EXCLUSIVE: AN INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT BOHRING
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[SCANDALOUS]: ROTTING CONGRESS, BRIBERY, AND AWARDS SEASON

13 • Day 2,161, 13:39 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

ROTTING CONGRESS

Claims from the Right Honourable Messrs K. Ravenn and W. Lewis that congress was literally rotting were confirmed last night, when cleaners found the corpse of ex-Prime Minister Talon Karrde decomposing in the women's … read more »