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17 2 days ago Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Good morning eUK, happy Bank Holiday to all of you.

As you will have noticed the dictators in eUK and eUSA have proposed laws to unset each other as Natural Enemy:

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[CP] Opening Comments

41 Day 3,184, 16:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Greetings to you all, eUK. First I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me in these elections; I hope to be able to deliver some very positive changes for the nation. Helping me … read more »

[Prime Minister] Day 9 - Help me [insert name 'ere], you're our only hope

7 Day 3,160, 10:55 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Good evenin’ gents o/,

Before we go over the last few days I’d like to say a few words in support of the French community. I’m sure the … read more »

[Prime Minister] Day 6 – Do my job? That’ll be 5g please lad

30 Day 3,157, 09:56 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Afternoon gents o7,

Six days into the term and the fruits of sedentariness are beginning to bloom. Chaos, disinformation and outrageous … read more »

[Prime Minister] Day 3 - And we're already out of Scotch

6 Day 3,154, 06:18 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



G’afternoon lads o7,

Two days in and government miraculously limps on - no plague of locusts, incoming nuclear apocalypse or suchlike that usually … read more »