Old Uncle Keeg's Rants - newspaper of Keegan Knoll

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An Old Man Runs For President

17 • Day 895, 15:27 • Published in Philippines

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Well, my friends, it's time for an election again. It's the Presidential elections in just a couple of days, and after my absence from ePhilippines after my first Presidency, it seems clear to me that I can't simply walk away from a country like

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Back In My Favorite Chair

5 • Day 879, 10:27 • Published in Philippines

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Hello, my fellow eFilipinos!

The Party President's Chair in the Health Party is REALLY comfortable.

I am greatly honored to have been appointed back

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President Hekter eMarried Today!!

20 • Day 877, 21:10 • Published in Philippines

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At *insert some late hour here* tonight, President Hekter emarried his longtime eFiance, Angelini, in a small, friendly gathering, with a trout, and some other interesting things, and a bar that caused me to forget much of the rest.

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Old Uncle Keeg Has Returned From Parts Unknown! (AKA Corea)

9 • Day 876, 13:23 • Published in Philippines

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Hello again, my fellow eFilipinos!

I am proud to announce my return to the tables in The ePhilippines. After quite a bit of talking with my friends here in the Philippines, and a month spent in South Corea, where I managed to make

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My Official 'Bai Guise' Speech

7 • Day 874, 19:46 • Published in South Korea

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Well, folks... My stay here was possibly the quietest stay I've had in any country, despite making it into the cabinet. But in light of recent events, it appears that I must resign my office of Minister of Foreign Affairs, and return to my home of