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Extended Deployment

20 Day 1,362, 09:46 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dateline Psczwkyrldcjieczk (formerly Portland), Maine, Poland
1100 Zulu




Pole Land


Major Spamgobbler here with a little field report … read more »

A Farewell to Arms

20 Day 1,328, 19:57 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Battle Cry 22

A Farewell to Arms

...and legs and heads, but really mostly just fingers. Restful fingers, that is. Or maybe I should just call it "A Farewell to tsewell". Too alliterative?

Today's Battle Cry is dedicated to our recently

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New Blood For an Old Branch

33 Day 1,295, 20:14 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Today's Battle Cry is an interview long overdue. First, however, we must bid a fond farewell to another MI Commanding Officer, General tsewell (Ret.). After many months of shepherding

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Reports From The Practice Field

25 Day 1,274, 20:26 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Time for more MI War Games!!!


That's right, in addition to being the baddest bunch of bug-killing, pie-eating patriots this side of the Delta Quadrant, the eUS Mobile Infantry isn't content to sit around waiting for war to come to us. … read more »

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

18 Day 1,243, 19:45 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

This week’s Battle Cry is brought to you by






It was somewhat of a rough week here in the eUnited States, what with ONE rolling around like … read more »