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Vote Kylero!

4 Day 1,043, 15:23 Published in Belgium Belgium

My private pollster has just relayed to me great news about the upcoming elections! I was so excited I thought I'd show you all what his most recent poll has shown!

What do you want our country to do next month?

Invade the vile Dutch-

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Running for CP

9 Day 1,038, 13:58 Published in Belgium Belgium

So I'm running for CP. Going to invade the Netherlands if I win. If you want a war, vote for me. That is all!

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Presidential Candidate Announcement!

6 Day 984, 22:41 Published in Belgium Belgium



My fellow eBelgians,

After days of debate, I have decided to run for President of eBelgium! I am running under the Belgian Communist Party's banner, and hope to prove that we can transform eBelgium … read more »

Kylero for Wallonia

5 Day 977, 11:29 Published in Belgium Belgium


My fellow eBelgians,

I am running for another term in Congress. This time however, I am running under the Belgian Socialist Party's banner. I wish to continue to promote the … read more »

A Living Wage!

8 Day 974, 09:54 Published in Belgium Belgium



My fellow eBelgians,

We have a problem here in eBelgium. We are being enslaved by the Bourgeois characterized by extremely substandard wages. When we once made 8 BEF a day, we … read more »