Hell Jumper

About my newspaper

Hell Jumper is the newspaper of the a Former General, Former President and Former Diplomat, Alexander Valkor II (aka SVV). Bringing you news from the political side and bringing up domestic issues are its focus, with an occasional article or two directly at the military side of the game.

Fresh? Bold? Inspiring? No- Not Even Slightly

16 • Day 5,956, 21:54 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

I came back from the dead only to see further despair into the abyss of the community. Best of wishes to the final hold outs!

-Alexander Valkor
Formerly Known as Sir Valaro Volcrum

[HJ] Valkor for Congress

9 • Day 4,323, 01:26 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

Insert Campaign article here.

But for reals, I plan to run. This s*** is pretty boring.

Signed,
Alexander Valkor, formerly known as Sir Valaro Volcrum

[HJ] American Military Party: Our Name, Legacy and Future

32 • Day 2,922, 10:43 • Published in USA USA

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Political debates and analysis

The forum discussion can be found here: http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,37519.0.html

Hey AMP.

I … read more »

[HJ] ✯ ✯ ✯ Alexander Valkor for AMP President ✯ ✯ ✯

12 • Day 2,363, 12:26 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

Good Afternoon,

My fellow AMPers... I come before you today to announce my candidacy for Party President. Some of you, the older members, will remember me. Some of the newer members may not, as after … read more »

[HJ] ✯ ✯ ✯ Alexander MacArthur Is Dead, Alexander Valkor II Is Forever ✯ ✯ ✯

3 • Day 2,308, 08:33 • Published in USA USA

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Social interactions and entertainment

On this Day 2,308, Alexander MacArthur was put to rest and Alexander Valkor II took it's place.

That is all.

Signed,
Alexander Valkor II
Formerly Known As,
- Sir Valaro Volcrum
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