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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

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In Controversial Move; Headless Chicken Elected President

15 • Day 1,416, 03:53 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Disclaimer: This Issue is a Satire, If you don’t know what that means it means I’m better than you >.>

Welcome to a new issue of Goodbye Blue Monday!

ELECTION EDITION

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Bazooka Riots meet Paradoxical End, New One Propaganda Targets Children

16 • Day 1,410, 18:18 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Disclaimer: This Issue is a Satire, If you don’t know what that means it means I’m better than you >.>

Welcome to a new issue of Goodbye Blue Monday!

This issue is in two parts:
-Flaws in “Bazooka Riots” found out too late[/ … read more »

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[Goodbye Blue Monday] Spanish People, Turtles and Pizza the Hut

12 • Day 1,408, 15:14 • Published in USA USA • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Disclaimer: This Issue is a Satire, If you don’t know what that means it means I’m better than you >.>

Welcome to a new issue of Goodbye Blue Monday!

This issue is in three parts:
-USWP and AMP in Tortoise Race to the Top!
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[Paul Proteus] Back in the US!

12 • Day 1,405, 10:39 • Published in Philippines Philippines • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Edit: US Citizenship Accepte😛 Thanks Guys 😉


Click for Musik!

I’M BACK IN THE U.S. S.R.


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[Paul Proteus] A Day in the Life

12 • Day 1,392, 12:16 • Published in Philippines Philippines • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


And again, click for a great song


As many of you faithful followers remember, I have taken a vacation from the eUS … read more »