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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

Have it Your Way [Proteus Bump Within]

18 Day 1,320, 20:59 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



This article is much like a box of cereal and has a Proteus Bump or an endorsement within, you just have to stick in your greasy hands and reach to the bottom 😉

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All other Interviews are Child's Play (Interview with POTUS Candidates)

14 Day 1,292, 19:41 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Welcome to Goodbye Blue Monday interview edition

I’ve never actually interviewed someone before so this should be fun :3

So, I am seeing a lack of interviews this … read more »

Hundreds Mourn Loss Of Hardworkers

14 Day 1,271, 12:38 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment



First, I'd just like to apologize for not writing for a month or something. I know you're all disappointed and stuff, but no worries, I'm back!

So, on to our feature,

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The End of the Road [PP] Marxus 4 Lib Party President and GTA: Canada

9 Day 1,238, 17:49 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



This article will be divided into four parts:
The End of the Road [Party President]
Oh Yeah, I Endorse Marxus for Libertarian party President
GTA: CANADA
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Paul Speaks on Races, Shit Hitting the Fan and Imminent Imminent Attacks

29 Day 1,232, 21:50 Published in USA USA



This article does not represent the opinions of the Libertarian party nor it's members and is solely representative of Paul's point of view

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