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[POTUS] Here's WTF is going on

39 Day 3,325, 23:10 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


It is incredible how much has happened just in this term. When we kicked off, we were in the midst of an intense battle with Indonesia, which we completed successfully, … read more »

[POTUS] 5 Reasons to Claim Free Stuff from the Gubmint

16 Day 3,324, 15:03 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


I don’t really think of myself as someone who struggles in this game to make ends meet. I work in a commune and I fight in air battles pretty much exclusively so all I … read more »

[POTUS] Congress matters: in it to win it!

27 Day 3,321, 13:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


I don’t mind a little hard to get.

Yesterday we launched our invasion of the eUK. They quickly pulled out the adorable little british orphan routine and preyed upon … read more »

[POTUS] Fancy a romp, UK?

29 Day 3,319, 20:14 Published in USA USA Battle orders Battle orders



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[POTUS] Woah, we're halfway there.

38 Day 3,317, 16:30 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Hello eAmericans! It is I, your glorious Dictator, here to update you on the recent goings on in your elite af government.

Things may have seemed quiet, but it’s … read more »