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61

Dearest SEES, extort this.

37 • Day 1,043, 21:50 • Published in USA USA •

From Federalist Leadership:

It has come to our attention that through some rather bizarre circumstances involving butthurt of epic proportions, your party has obtained some money belonging to the Federalist Party.

This doesn't belong to you.

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43

Welcome back Scrabman

23 • Day 1,039, 21:48 • Published in USA USA •

Our fake courts have missed you.



btw, the longer you look at this pic, the funnier it is

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120

The critically important Fingerguns Congressional endorsement

22 • Day 1,039, 17:50 • Published in USA USA •

If we've ever had a conversation and you're running for Congress, feel free to use the following image in your endorsement list.

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70

When RL and eRep collide

38 • Day 1,037, 10:58 • Published in USA USA •



Stop showing people your RL pics. You're killing the fantasy.

I am operating under the delusion that this game isn't just for losers... it's for really cool people with … read more »

61

Keep it simple

21 • Day 1,034, 11:10 • Published in USA USA •

When I try to read official party platforms, my eyes glaze over and I start drooling. It's like you have to have a law degree just to figure out what makes them unique. That's why I love being a Fed. We don't make things unnecessarily complicated

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