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A Good Bible Story...And some others !!!

7 • Day 1,985, 17:38 • Published in United Kingdom

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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.

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An Observation on an Age Old Question

12 • Day 1,973, 06:58 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I … read more »

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A little humour in these dark days

6 • Day 1,961, 11:59 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

A YOUNG ventriloquist was doing a show in Accrington . With his dummy
on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb blonde jokes, when
a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started shouting:
"I've heard enough of your stupid

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One of the best e-mails i have ever had

11 • Day 1,959, 06:52 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

Two Choices

What would you do? You make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice?

At a fundraising dinner for a school that serves children with learning … read more »

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Letter to the "Passport Office"

7 • Day 1,955, 03:37 • Published in United Kingdom

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Social interactions and entertainment

This, apparently, is an actual PASSPORT LETTER received by the UK Passport Office.

Dear Sirs,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and I still cannot believe how is it that Sky Television has my address and telephone number and that