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[PotUS] DERP-O! Win Prizes Inside!

32 Day 3,378, 13:59 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Citizens! Come one! Come All!

Step right up and receive a ticket to play the newest game in town!

DERP-O!

So, what exactly is DERP-O???


[img]http://abload.de/img/[/img] … read more »

[PotUS] Reform, War, Community

14 Day 3,372, 17:20 Published in USA USA Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment


Citizens,

The glorious work of this administration has begun.

The first thing we’ve done is introduced the repeal and read more »

President-Elect: Statement on Election Night Results

29 Day 3,366, 11:34 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Sorry for the wait. Complicated business, let me tell you.

I received a gracious message from Ilene, last night, congratulating me and my team for our victory.

Both candidates, Senry and Ilene, were … read more »

[Derp4PotUS] Cabinet and Communication

12 Day 3,362, 19:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



You may have been wondering to yourself, “Where the hell is Derphoof?! Why haven’t I seen his cabinet?!”

Well, inquisitive citizen, I had a couple of snafus with … read more »

[Derp4PotUS] Building Up our Military Units

22 Day 3,357, 18:31 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



In August of this past year, Congress voted to defund the United States Armed Forces. It is now a privately run MU. This leaves us without a government-run military … read more »