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[Derp4PotUS] Together, We Fly

21 Day 3,453, 21:28 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis



Americans,

Every day, for the past 87 days, I have had the pleasure to wake up as your president. Or, on some days, just stay up long enough to see the sunrise.

Each day, I seem to have more fun … read more »

Horse PotUS: The Final Season?!

12 Day 3,449, 06:43 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis


Unofficial official anthem of the Derp-Yui duo


This month has been glorious.

Far more glorious than even I could … read more »

[PotUS] Pacifica Triumphs

38 Day 3,442, 16:19 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Americans,

This has been quite a month for both our nation and our alliance. Our nation has seen it’s first high-risk, offensive conflict in a long time. Just as well, our alliance has come together … read more »

[PotUS] So Much Winning, Folks

26 Day 3,437, 22:43 Published in USA USA Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis




Dearest Americans,

This has been an extremely successful and fun week for the United States, and the citizens that make up our great nation. We have seen a successful airstrike, epic battles, the … read more »

[PotUS] Smooth Landing

21 Day 3,433, 15:48 Published in USA USA Warfare analysis Warfare analysis




Americans,

Yesterday was a tense and action-packed day for our nation, like we haven’t experienced in a long time. I woke up at 7am CST, with my laptop open and a whole day of battle-watching ahead … read more »