Die Ware Naboom

About my newspaper

naboom (noun) ~ small tree of dry open parts of southern Africa having erect angled branches suggesting candelabra

Dish and Dishonesty (redux)

8 • Day 2,651, 14:17 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Vincent Hanna: Ivor Biggun, no votes at all for the Standing-At-The-Back-Dressed-Stupidly-An d-Looking-Stupid Party. Are you disappointed?

Ivor Biggun: Ah, no, not really, no... I always say, if you can't laugh, what can you do? Ha-ha-ha-ha (

Verinwendiging van Boorgatsous!

21 • Day 2,529, 13:38 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Grapgatdag (Eerstes se uitgawes)

Herrie: "Martjie Lou."

Uli: "Hoe oud is jy?"
Leon: "So oud soos my hande, maar nie … read more »

Say Hello To My Little Friend!!

8 • Day 2,469, 14:36 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Johannesburg, eGauteng

The desperate battle to rid the world of Q3 eVacuums that are a bit more powerful than average, is almost won, according to sources in the eSA … read more »

How To Drink Before Noon (Redux)

10 • Day 2,440, 05:09 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

The Official Sloshed primer

One of my favourite things about drinking in the morning is just how purposeful it has to be. At night, you can simply have a drink without … read more »

About pavements, and seeing Homeless Cartographers gesticulating wildly

16 • Day 2,427, 11:52 • Published in South Africa

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Social interactions and entertainment

Republished for sanity's sake

It’s a lecture about pavements. Could I have even dreamed up an event that sounded more mind-numbing?

On this cold and dry July night, … read more »