Definitely Not Satire - newspaper of Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath

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[eUK-CP] Your Cabinet!!

12 • Day 3,945, 05:03 • Published in United Kingdom

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Morning all,

I would like to say a huge thank you for everyone who voted for me on Wednesday, I'm very honoured to have such a huge following and feel especially privileged to be your president. Without further ado here is your government for the

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Z4CP Pledge 1

5 • Day 3,938, 14:20 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

If elected as President of this country, I, Zaphod the Kinky Psychopath pledge not to be a big pussy bitch about any slanderous articles made about my person.

also i am scottish so have a natural affinity with the irish

z

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Zaphod 4 President!

4 • Day 3,937, 02:19 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

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Pirate Cats from Mars [congress]

15 • Day 3,749, 03:15 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

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dudes and dudettes,
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DO YOU HAVE HERPES

4 • Day 3,623, 09:54 • Published in United Kingdom

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Political debates and analysis

NO?

I THOUGHT NOT.

DOES SOMEBODY ELSE HAVE HERPES?

YES. THE UNITY PARTY.

OH

VOTE PCP ON THE 25TH

SAY NO TO HERPES