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The official news paper of the President of ePakistan.

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[PK] DRAMA & SOME MORE DRAMA

11 • Day 2,229, 16:04 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Citizens of ePakistan
Members of the DPP
Diost Brothers & Sisters
Crying Communists & Lowlifes
Hvaris' Crew and Perverts




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[DPP] A THANK YOU AND A PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENT

12 • Day 2,219, 12:26 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Respected Citizens ohf ePakistan,
My brothers and sisters,
My friends and allies,
My countrymen,
My kin,

AssalamoAlaikum,


Thank You

I thank all the members of the DPP for bestowing their trust upon me once again. It is

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[DIO] The official clarification for our vegetarian foes.

16 • Day 2,212, 22:52 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Dear Friends and eCitizens,

Core to the Dioism is the understanding that all RL faiths and religions are not part of this game. Dioists believe in a game beyond borders and gold and strength. We believe in the game beyond the game.

Recently

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[PK] Bounce Bounce Bounce!

56 • Day 2,212, 04:16 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Citizens of ePakistan
Chinese Spies and Sex Providers
Matadors of Thunder Assault Squad

Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations

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[PK] BREAKING NEWS THE SONS OF PAKISTAN HAVE AWAKEN

50 • Day 2,211, 12:59 • Published in Pakistan Pakistan • Social interactions and entertainment Social interactions and entertainment

Citizens of ePakistan lend me your ears!

Assalamoalaikum/Greetings/Salutations

In the history of ePakistani Media, The Chronicle Troll has issued a second press release within hours of a primary. Why is this press release … read more »