[Funky Militia] Updating the funk...
The story of the funk
You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and
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The story of the funk
You see, the Funk is a living creature. It's 'bout the size of a medicine ball, but covered in teats. It came from another planet, and
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Created largely as a reaction against what was seen as the over-indulgence of disco, many of the core elements that formed the foundation of the HMS Funky formula began to be usurped by
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In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles
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Recently I’ve been hearing troubling rumors, whisperings of a darkness engulfing our countries very soul, that of a chronic lack of funk within our borders. It’s my immense pleasure to
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King stuff
Massive news, Mr Woldy has stepped down as King, naming Don Dapper as his replacement. Consternation abound, particularly in the royal circle. By decree of the royal
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