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HAHAHA WE DESTROY AMERICA PATHETIC LITTLE COUNTRY YOU THINK YOU SO GREAT BUT GUESS WHAT WE SHOT A PLANE ONCE SO WHO SO GREAT HUH

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Hello, my name is Emerick

40 • Day 2,010, 16:40 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

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Hello, friends. My name is Emerick, and I'd like to ask you for support in my attempt to join Congress this month.

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As is customary in democracy, I am required to sell the idea of giving me congressional power to you, the voters. In … read more »

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>What I would do if I was CP of USA for a week?

29 • Day 1,997, 08:10 • Published in USA USA • Political debates and analysis Political debates and analysis

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If given the opportunity to be president of the internet USA for a week, just one measly little week, I'd ask … read more »

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USA Ambassadorial work: a conversation with USA Secretary of War

14 • Day 1,956, 17:38 • Published in Japan Japan • Warfare analysis Warfare analysis

Cromstar: A man who lives in America. A legend? No, but he's not entirely useless. I decided to let him feel like he's someone worth a mL of my saliva by asking him a few choice … read more »

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>Fight in a campaign for Japan to prove you are a true patriot

37 • Day 1,950, 07:55 • Published in Japan Japan • Battle orders Battle orders

EMERICK TRUE PATRIOT AND MUST DO RIGHTEOUS DUTY FOR THE HOLY EMPIRE OF THE GRORIOUS NIPPON. WANT FIGHT TO EXTEND GLORY OF NIPPONESE PEOPLE. SAY NIPPONESE PEOPLE AND US ALL SHOULD ATTACK GREEDY AND UNWORTHY AMERICA

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So I noticed that there's, like, a huge war distracting Eden and TWO

23 • Day 1,938, 13:18 • Published in USA USA • Battle orders Battle orders

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