About my newspaper
Festive greetings eUK,
The former New Era PP and New Era CP candidate ChewChewShoe has stolen the eUK treasury.
As the entire eUK population with an IQ above 65 knows, New Era is a evil party hell-bent on the destruction of the eUK. They have
Foreign affairs are important. In fact its the only job that a CP actually has to do.
This is why my primary focus, almost to the exclusion of everything else, is exactly that. As CP my job is to defend our interests abroad, ensuring that
This portion of my manifesto details where I marry my style of government to the reality of the eUK. I'm not trying to stick any star blocks into square holes here, merely trying to form a government that's closer to the current game. Its about time… read more »